December 28

Hannah Melodrama


There was a time when having a large family was paramount to survival. You needed kids to help out on the farm. Now-a-days, putting little Timmy to work in the field, or in a mine, has been supplanted by putting him to work on The Disney Channel. Never has there been a more sophisticated whore-generating machine (unless you count this guy's lab).

Billy Ray Cyrus, having blown his riches on the world's most expensive Rachel, has turned to pimping out his daughter, in exchange for a recurring role and a Chris Gaines style soul patch. So now Miley's 16, "hanging out" with a 20-year-old underwear model, and it's time dad gives her the talk. This "talk" being illustrated above.

I, like most sixty-year-old women, blame this whole thing on the hormones they put in beef - not overly permissive parents. Statutory rape just means staying true to their country roots. Yee haw!


  • DonKelly DonKelly 10 years ago Hey Jon, Just found the link over on the WhiteChapel forum. I remeber you from the old Blambot forum days. I like the strips so far in Celebrity Skinned. Very Mad-like. Looking forward to more.
  • Jon Plante Jon Plante 10 years ago Hey, Don. Back then it was truly a golden age - when there were 1000 web comics in the world not 1 million... Glad you like the strip.
  • Dooomcat Dooomcat 10 years ago Your expressions rock, and your commentary really enhances the strip. Very funny, very well done, thanks for the laughs!
  • Jon Plante Jon Plante 10 years ago Thanks, Dooomcat. I have to admit, I've never seen Hannah Montana - but I really wanted to play up the classic teen girl emotions: eyeball rolling, screaming, and general angst. Felt like a perv searching for references online - but the strip will provide a good excuse should the FBI ever confiscate my computer.

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