April 12

Face Time!

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I seem to have a mutant super power. Far less useful than telekinesis or invisibility, I have the ability to pick runner-ups in reality television shows. Still better than Aquaman though...

Farewell, Mindy. You lost to a horse-faced woman with breasts the size of small moons, and a voice like an engine running without oil.

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  • mgroves mgroves 9 years ago Congratulations?

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